All the subtitles in this are the actual subtitles. 

Ft. a fine musical choice, The Barricade Death of Fauchelevent, Javert’s Very Chill Seine Adventure, and the NOPE NOPE NOPE conversation between JVJ and the most justly horrified Marius! (incest discussion warning, because it’s ThAT BAD)



@pilferingapples hey thanks for asking about this! Sorry if some of the pictures are blurry/ have my reflection in them. His house was really interesting, 10/10 would recommend

aah thank you! 😀 I love that you’ve got all these little displays, there’s  a lot in this I haven’t seen before!

Le Gastronome


Le Gastronome was an eclectic Romanticist illustrated journal published from 1830 until around 1858, focused on the “frivolous” forms of art and entertainment (according to its masthead, “The Pleasures of Taste, Relaxation, Concerts, Balls, Theatres”). It was founded by Bibliophile Jacob (Paul Lacroix), the archivist, historian, and frenetic novelist. Its writers and editors included Théophile Gautier and Gérard de Nerval of the Jeunes-France group, the historian Henri Martin, and others. By 1852, it was edited by André Borel-d’Hauterive… 

Le Gastronome


“You have demolished. It may be of use to demolish, but I distrust a demolition complicated with wrath.”

“Right has its wrath, Bishop; and the wrath of right is an element of progress. In any case, and in spite of whatever may be said, the French Revolution is the most important step of the human race since the advent of Christ. Incomplete, it may be, but sublime. It set free all the unknown social quantities; it softened spirits, it calmed, appeased, enlightened; it caused the waves of civilization to flow over the earth. It was a good thing. The French Revolution is the consecration of humanity.”

The Bishop could not refrain from murmuring:—

“Yes? ‘93!”

The member of the Convention straightened himself up in his chair with an almost lugubrious solemnity, and exclaimed, so far as a dying man is capable of exclamation:—

“Ah, there you go; ‘93! I was expecting that word. A cloud had been forming for the space of fifteen hundred years; at the end of fifteen hundred years it burst. You are putting the thunderbolt on its trial.”

The Bishop felt, without, perhaps, confessing it, that something within him had suffered extinction. Nevertheless, he put a good face on the matter. He replied:—

“The judge speaks in the name of justice; the priest speaks in the name of pity, which is nothing but a more lofty justice. A thunderbolt should commit no error.” And he added, regarding the member of the Convention steadily the while, “Louis XVII.?”

The conventionary stretched forth his hand and grasped the Bishop’s arm.

“Louis XVII.! let us see. For whom do you mourn? is it for the innocent child? very good; in that case I mourn with you. Is it for the royal child? I demand time for reflection. To me, the brother of Cartouche, an innocent child who was hung up by the armpits in the Place de Grève, until death ensued, for the sole crime of having been the brother of Cartouche, is no less painful than the grandson of Louis XV., an innocent child, martyred in the tower of the Temple, for the sole crime of having been grandson of Louis XV.”

“Monsieur,” said the Bishop, “I like not this conjunction of names.”

“Cartouche? Louis XV.? To which of the two do you object?”

A momentary silence ensued. The Bishop almost regretted having come, and yet he felt vaguely and strangely shaken.

The conventionary resumed:—

“Ah, Monsieur Priest, you love not the crudities of the true. Christ loved them. He seized a rod and cleared out the Temple. His scourge, full of lightnings, was a harsh speaker of truths. When he cried, ‘Sinite parvulos,’ he made no distinction between the little children. It would not have embarrassed him to bring together the Dauphin of Barabbas and the Dauphin of Herod. Innocence, Monsieur, is its own crown. Innocence has no need to be a highness. It is as august in rags as in fleurs de lys.”

“That is true,” said the Bishop in a low voice.

“I persist,” continued the conventionary G—— “You have mentioned Louis XVII. to me. Let us come to an understanding. Shall we weep for all the innocent, all martyrs, all children, the lowly as well as the exalted? I agree to that. But in that case, as I have told you, we must go back further than ‘93, and our tears must begin before Louis XVII. I will weep with you over the children of kings, provided that you will weep with me over the children of the people.”

“I weep for all,” said the Bishop.

“Equally!” exclaimed conventionary G——; “and if the balance must incline, let it be on the side of the people. They have been suffering longer.”

— Les Misérables 1.1.10

Posting this FOR REASONS.

#does anyone ever do this with Lafayette?#bc he did kill a bunch of unarmed nonviolent protestors…#which was more under his direct control than anyone in the convention and the csp#it’s just me being bitter again isn’t it#also: don’t feel bad if you like him.#that’s not the point of this post#the point is that if you’re going to condemn massacres from one group and justify those from other people you like (via @stalinistqueens)

Yeah, I wonder about this too, especially with Hamilton (the musical) fans who seem to be fine with Lafayette but then rail against Robespierre. Especially when they’re someone who by all logic should be aware of the Champ de Mars thing.

(No offence to Hamilton fans or even Lafayette fans in general. I’ve got problematic historical faves too and the guy was… complicated. But, you know, some consistency please.)


I am opening three slots (one slot = one person) for online & hard-copy Les Misérables fanfic commissions!

{What I’ll Write}

For examples of my work, see my works on Archive of Our Own or my fanfiction tag (old blog/URL).

Please note I am most experienced writing canon setting LM fic! Alternate universes of any sort are possible but please contact me with your preference up-front.

Characters: any Ami de l’ABC, Marius, Cosette, Valjean (in a Cosette-related capacity), any Thénardier child, any Double Quartette woman.

If you have other characters in mind (LM, Historical, Original), I’m happy to discuss ideas with you!

Pairings: Enjolras/Combeferre, Enjolras/Feuilly, Enjolras/Courfeyrac, Courfeyrac/Marius, Combeferre/Prouvaire, Joly/Bossuet, Feuilly/Courfeyrac, Bahorel/Prouvaire, Cosette/Marius… and others. I will also write gen fic (no pairings) and/or unrequited ships.

I will write at all content ratings and am comfortable in most genres, but I do think of myself as a historical romance/drama/coming-of-age writer first and foremost. Sexual content/kinks are up to negotiation.

I reserve the right to refuse a commission for any reason prior to invoicing payment (see below).

{What I Won’t Write}

Pairings: Valjean/Javert, Cosette/Éponine, requited Enjolras/Grantaire, or Enjolras/Grantaire/other.

Topics: m/f erotica; non-canonical character death, serious injury, or disfigurement; child abuse or sexual content featuring adolescent or child characters; incest; non-consensual sex; homophobic or gender-based violence.

I reserve the right to refuse a commission for any reason prior to invoicing payment (see below).

{Timeline & Delivery}

Works will be completed within two weeks of received payment unless otherwise discussed and noted on the payment invoice (see below).

Works may be delivered electronically via: email attachment, posted on AO3, or posted on Tumblr. I will honor your preference as to public posting, but I retain all rights to the fanfiction content after delivery.

You also have the option of receiving a typed hard copy on fancy paper by post/mail at no additional cost to you!

{Pricing & Payment}

The base price is $1 per 100 words, with a 1000 word minimum.  If you’d like multiple pieces each shorter than 1000 words, this is easily negotiable.

One 1000 word fic would therefore be $10 USD, or, £7.85 GBP; €8.95 EUR; $13.20 CAD.*

*Conversion rates change daily. These are approximate quotes.

I reserve the right to charge more than the listed rate for explicit works.

Payment is accepted via PayPal only. Invoices are sent after work content and price are agreed upon. For shorter pieces, I will send you an invoice for the payment in full after consultation and after I begin work. “Half and half” payments may be negotiated for longer pieces.


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Note that slots are first-come, first served! If slots fill, I may start a waiting list, in which case I will: a) ask if you want to be on the waiting list, and, b) put your email and Tumblr username down for future openings if you do. Check out my commissions slots/status page if you’re not sure of my commissions status.


As some of you know, I will be studying abroad in Southern France for the 2017-2018 academic year!

I’ve worked hard to make this happen, and it will be extremely beneficial to my studies in French & Linguistics. That said, it is significantly more expensive than attending my local university for a year. Money earned from writing commissions will be put toward my living and travel expenses while I’m abroad.

If you’re not interested in a commission but would like to financially support me (thank you!), I also accept tips at my Ko-Fi account. Ko-Fi is a tipping service designed for online content creators; donations are in increments of $3 (USD).

Signal boosts are greatly appreciated! Thank you for reading and enjoying my fanfiction regardless of whether or not you would like to commission a work!



The second of 2017′s two rare pairs weeks is going to start in about 7 days on Sunday June 25th*! This year we have an AO3 collection so if you post on AO3 you can add your work there! And also a prompt meme for everyone to share ideas! Anyone is free to join/sign up and leave/take as many ideas as you want.

*Since IRL has literally been kicking my ass and I didn’t actually realize it was the middle of /June/ until maybe a couple minutes ago and I have done roughly zero promo, if the overall consensus is “this is too soon I need more time” I can absolutely kick it back a bit!

What’s considered a rare pair?

Anything but the top 11 pairings. (The Spreadsheet™ for your number checking.)

is the grey (technically purple) area but they’re allowed this round . If you think they’re a rare pair, go for it, but if you think ehh, I actually see this on my dash pretty frequently, then don’t!  

Do I have to write fic?

Absolutely not. Anything is welcome, art, headcanons, photosets, cosplay, fanmixes–as long as it’s focused on a rare pair go wild.

Does it have to be ship related?

pairings are welcome as well! They don’t have to follow the same rules
as above. Just think about who you never really see
interacting and go for it.

What tags should I use?

#lesmisrarepairsweek and/or #lesmisrarepairs